ARE YOU THE ONE?

Candidate Status Accepting Applications
Specifications 23 Years / Human Male
Objective Serious Long-term "Research"

Hi, I'm Manas. My friends believe there is a distinct lack of human female dating partner in my life. They claim I am single because I have the time to build websites like this.

Honestly? Fair enough. I research for fun and profit, and this document is likely the strongest evidence of my recent questionable life choices.

Active Pursuits: Running (because therapy is expensive), bouldering (falling with style), and recreational programming (regrettably, yes).

Current Obsession: Photography. I am the guy who will ask you to "walk by that window again but look slightly left."

Cooking Ability: Enthusiastic amateur. I can make pasta without burning it, which I consider a win.

"Pays rent on time. Never complains. We have a tacit understanding that our interactions will be brief. Honestly, an ideal tenant."

— My Landlord

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A photo of me with the Prime Minister of India
"Wow, what do you research in AI?" — A Very Important Person (We mostly discussed AI for drug discovery. He was unfortunately silent on my dating life. Can't win them all.)
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My five-year plan is to become a regular at a local cafe with someone, to the point where they name a sandwich after us. It'll be called the "They're Still Together?" club.

Seeking intelligent, witty human female (23−25). Someone who can handle my emotional range, appreciate absurd humor, and won't judge me for crying during Pixar movies.

The Query: What is a small, insignificant thing that brings you an unreasonable amount of joy?